Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to one and all!
For the few people who hoarded all the toilet paper and didn’t leave any for anybody else, Santa knows what you did.
But for everybody else, thanks for being a good citizen. However, due to covid-19, the elves had to work from home, so delivery of your toys might be a little late this year. Thanks so much for your patience.
And for those of us still in lockdown and quarantine, it sucks to be stuck at home when you’re so sick of staring at these same four walls. But vaccines are on the way and we’re gonna party so hard in 2021!
In fact, if you were good and nice this year, Santa says you’re allowed to be a little naughty next year. It’s okay. We earned it. Merrrrrry Christmas!!!